I just figured it out.

The new definition of torture is: What we don't do. As in: "We don't torture." "If we do it, it's not torture, what ever it is."

"If it's torture we don't do it."

This just in: Humans no longer walk. They practice ambulatory advancement. Our pilots no longer fly. They perform enchanced aerial shuttle services. Blackwater no longer kills. They aggressively cutail organic functioning and assist in heavenly dispatch.

My message to the pResident is, "Go practice the activity that would allow you to asexually reproduce."