Advisor: So Mr. President, how's our commander in chief feeling these days?
President (off-screen):  Yeah, I'm fine, fine.
Advisor: Oh, you're a lot better than fine.  The war's over like you said.  Missions accomplished Georgie baby.

President (off screen): Huh?
Advisor: I'm sorry, that probably doesn't seem appropriate for the king of the United States.  Yes I said "King."  Think about it.  You don't have to settle for just being President GW.  The war still got everyone running scared.  They'll go along with whatever you say.  Forget the rules and quit treating the Constitution like it's set in stone.  For starters, we should be eavesdropping on anybody  who has the nerve to disagree with you - court order or not.

President (off screen): What?
Advisor: It's not domestic spying George.  It's terrorist surveillance.
President (revealed as George Washington): Break the law? Ignore the Constitution?  What you propose goes against the very things we stand for.  As President of these United States, I would never condone that.

Feingold (voiceover): Our country hasn't stood for this kind of abuse of power for over two hundred years.  Let's not stand for it now.  Support the Progressive Patriots.  We can fight the terrorists without breaking the law or sacrificing our freedoms.  Authorized and paid for by the Progressive Patriots Fund.